May 2013
2 posts
April 2013
10 posts
1 tag
March 2013
26 posts
Me: seriously though its time to pull my shit together
Me *7 months later: seriously though its time to pull my shit together
squareclocks:
I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lay under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up.
grrrlfever:
my life became 600% better when i started acting like a self obsessed piece of shit like 10/10 would recommend
even if u don’t actually genuinely love yourself its fuckin fun to act like you think you’re the human embodiment of perfection go on try it life’s too short to not fall in love with yourself
colormecurvy:
I hate the phrase “boys will be boys” and I think it should be replaced with “bad parenting results in assholes”
friend: HEY REMEMBER WHEN YOU LIKED-
me: continue and i will destroy you
babycakesforboobear:
leedstentlovers:
unconventionalkitchenslave:
What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?
where you put the cucumber
bondoge:
do u ever listen to a song and u like forget ur listening to it and when it’s almost over ur just like what
“I began to realize how important it was to be an enthusiast in life. If you are...”
– Roald Dahl (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
me: wow i really liked that song now i think i'll listen to it another seventy times in a row
January 2013
17 posts
if you’re a girl and you dont randomly touch ur boobs then you’re lying
kyleehenke:
have you ever had a romantic dream about someone you know and woken up with a huge temporary crush on them and you’re just like where diD THIS cOM E FROM
steampoweredgrapejuice:
weavingthroughtimeandspace:
lolminoot:
Is there a non-sexual way to eat a lollipop
SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER AND EAT THE REMAINS.
settle down there Thor
“You’re single because you’re single. It’s not because you texted too much or too...”
– Why You’re Single by Amanda Crute (via framesjanco)
i need affection from everyone 24/7 but i also need to be left alone 24/7 do u see the issue here
“I wish I’d done everything on Earth with you.”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby (via this-m0dern-love)
